Our friend Rick sent the following tale. I know there are several versions of this one around, if you have another one, please share in the comments. Felices Fiestas!
It was the noche before Christmas
Mama making tamales
Papa at the corner cantina
Los niños all tucked in bed
Throughout el barrio all was quiet
Not a perro was stirring
Not even Zetas with their deadly war
When suddenly a loud noise was heard
Pancho Claus coming down la chimenea
Bringing regalos to all
After eating tamales and drinking champurrado
Away he flew into the barrio night
Spreading the barrio Yule Tide
Y to everyone a Buenas noches!