Found on Laredo’s Craigslist:
Date: 2010-04-09, 11:37PM CDT
ME, MY DOG AND CAT WILL BE LEAVING DALLAS AREA IN A MONTH OR SO, DEPENDING ON YOU, FOR MEXICO IN A FORD 150 PICKUP. THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SPACE. I WILL TRAVEL WITH APPROX 4 PLASTIC TUBS. I PROVIDE THE GAS AND TRANSPORTATION AND YOU PROVIDE ME WITH COMPANY, KNOWLEDGE, AND UPON ARRIVAL ASSIST ME IN FINDING TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR A MONTH OR TWO.
WE CAN DISCUSS DETAILS IN EMAILS.
ABSOLUTELY NO REPUBLICANS.
Hmmm… I might have put “Absolutely no serial killers” or “Absolutely no criminal fugitives” but to each their own.